Arcade Tetris is Whack

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Arcade TetrisAs Kasparov whined over Deep Blue, I ascend to my pulpit to gripe about how terribly irritating it was to get killed at arcade Tetris the other night. After all, with nearly 400 wins at online Tetris DS, how could this happen!?!

One problem is in the joystick. It takes a long time to get the thing over to the point where it actually moves the piece. If you need to move a piece over, say two spots, you have two options, smack the joystick over with two decisive thwacks, or thwack and hold for a second (Which I suspect is what the designers of the arcade machine had in mind). With a keyboard (or D-Pad), since the action is low, you can hit the key twice and know where you'll be at. Its kind of like if you had to pull a lever for each key on the keyboard when you're typing. Sometimes you have a double letter, but you don't press and hold a key every time you need to type a character twice... you just double-tap.


How many taps it takes to get your piece over to where you want it is also more difficult to judge in the arcade than in the console versions of Tetris. On the arcade, the pieces are made out of the same four blocks, but visually, the design of the pieces doesn't give this away. On the console versions, you can clearly see the blocks that make up the tetrominos.

After my brutal defeat, I returned to the game, determined to overcome these shortcomings and triumph over this blasted antique. What constantly held me back though, after I'd learned to simply beat the shit out of the joystick to get the pieces to move, was the fact that I wasn't able to twiddle the piece around after it had fallen. Once the shape hits bottom, you can bump it over one square, but thats it, no fancy spinning stuff. I looked around the nets, and found this is called easy spinning, there's a dispute about it. And there's also something called non-overstacking construction, Garbage is a technical term, and the Tetris Holding Company has official guidelines.


And this guy... damn. Gotta go practise.

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