That monster movie

They'll need it to pay the buzz-maker guy that confronted some friends and I in the bathroom of Magic Johnson Theater in Harlem afterwards asking some garbage about "did you see what fell into the water in the last scene", or "in the viral video was the oil rig falling down, or up?" I don't know... I'm just glad the monster made it to NYC to lay a beatdown on that twatwaffle of a protagonist

 On my way back to my apartment, I saw a girl peeing on the street surrounded by friends. And it was better than this movie. It is the 2 Girls 1 Cup of post-9/11 cinema. "Maybe the government was in on it!" And then lets look at some more advertising for some unreleased-fancy Nokia phone... or some bottled water.




And as a bonus... in looking for an image for this, I searched for this and found some funny stuff.